Wednesday, November 08, 2006

NEWTON IN A ROMANTIC MOOD....

Universal law

“Love can neither be created nor be destroyed, it can only be transfered from 1 girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money
. “

1st law:

“A boy in love with a girl, continues to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continues to be in love with him, until or unlessany external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and breaks the legs of the boy.“

2nd law:

“The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is the same as increment or decrement of the bank balnce. “

3rd law:

“The force applied while proposing a girl by a guy is equal & opposite to the force applied by the girl while proposing a guy."

Saturday, October 14, 2006

get rid of ur burdens.....

Nice one.......
A lecturer was giving a lecture to his student on stress management.
He raised a glass of water and asked the audience, "How heavy do you think this glass of water is?"
The students answers ranged from 20g to 500gm.
It does not matter on the absolute weight. It depends on how long you hold it.
If I hold it for a minute, it is OK.
If I hold it for an hour, I will have an ache in my right arm.
If I hold it for a day, you will have to call an ambulance.
It is the exact same weight, but the longer I hold it, the heavier it becomes.
If we carry our burdens all the time, sooner or later, we will not be able to carry on, the burden becoming increasingly heavier.
"What you have to do is to put the glass down, rest for a while before holding it up again".
We have to put down the burden periodically, so that we can be refreshed and are able to carry on.
So before you return home from work tonight, put the burden of work down.
Don't carry it back home. You can pick it up tomorrow.
Whatever burdens you are having now on your shoulders, let it down for a moment if you can.
Pick it up again later when you have rested... Rest and relax. Life is short, enjoy it!!

Friday, October 06, 2006

BUY INDIAN TO BE INDIAN(MUST READ)



THE TRUTH:


A cold drink that costs only 70/80 paise to produce is sold for nine rupees, and a major chunk of profits from these are sent abroad. This is a serious drain on INDIAN economy.
Did you know that " COCA COLA " and " SPRITE " belong to the same multinational company, " COCA COLA " ?
What can you do ?
You can consider some of the better alternatives to aerated drinks.
For that matter PEPSI is also the same
For instance the price of coke = Rs10.. The cost of productionfiltered= Re 1. For whole sale dealer the profit = Re 1. And for retailer = Rs 0.50 The remaining is = Rs7.50 We give seven and a half rupees to a foreign country in a single bottle of coke.. Consider how much sales we hav in our country in a single day... Here after Jus Think and act..
You can drink LEMON JUICE, FRESH FRUIT JUICES, CHILLED LASSI (SWEET OR SOUR), BUTTER MILK, COCONUT WATER, ENERJEE, MASALA MILK........This Will benefit us and our poor farmers who depend on agriculture. .
Everyone deserves a healthy drink, including you! Over and above all this, economic sanctions have been imposed on us. We have nothing against Multinational companies, but to protect our own interests we request everybody to use INDIAN products only for next two years. With the rise in petrol prices, if we do not do this,the rupee will devalue further and we will end up paying much more for the same products in the near future.
What you can do about it ?
1. Buy only products manufactured by WHOLLY INDIAN COMPANIES.
2. ENROLL as many people as possible for this cause.
Each individual should become a leader for this awareness. This is the only way to save our country from severe economic crisis. You don't need to give-up your lifestyle. You just need to choose an alternate product.
BUY INDIAN TO BE INDIAN.Every INDIAN product you buy makes a big difference. It saves INDIA . Let us take a firm decision today.
WE ARE NOT ANTI-MULTINATIONAL. WE ARE TRYING TO SAVE OUR NATION.
WE ACHIEVED OUR INDEPENDENCE AFTER LOSING MANY LIVES. THEY DIED PAINFULLY TO ENSURE THAT WE LIVE PEACEFULLY . THE CURRENT TREND IS VERY THREATENING.


Wednesday, September 20, 2006

ITS ABOUT? HEART ATTACK....


Recently an associate from Satyam - 26 years old -died of a heart attack. It does not come with a prior invitation. Read this,it could save your life Let's say it's 6.15 pm and you're driving home (alone ofcourse) after an unusually hard day on the job. You're really tired, and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to radiate out into your arm and upinto your jaw. You are only five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don't know if you'll be able to makeit that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself.
HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE
Since many people are alone when they suffer a heartattack,without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing conscious.However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously. A deep breath should be taken before each cough, the coughmust be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest. A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds withoutlet-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to bebeating normallyagain.
Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughingmovements squeezethe heart and keep the blood circulating.
The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way,heart attackvictims can get to a hospital. Tell as many otherpeople as possible about this.It could save their lives
Don't ever think that you are not prone to heartattack if your age is less than 25 or 30. Nowadays due to the change in the life style, heartattack is found among people of all age groups.
for further information visit :
www.americanheart.org

Saturday, September 16, 2006

LETS HAVE A BREAK....

I think i hav been boring u all by giving vague explanations and ideas about success,life,hardwork etc....now its the time for us to take a little break...let me tell you one nice joke which i believe will make all you guys relax and laugh for sometime........

DOCTORS KNOW MORE THAN U

Long ago two countries had been waging war for supremacy.In the cacorse of war Doctor had been giving medical help to the murdered soldiers.They had been writing 'dead' on the heads of dead soldiers.The sweepers too had been removing them to the burial ground.By mistake one doctor had written 'dead' on the head of a wounded soldier.While the soldier was removed to the burial ground he started shouting,"leave me where i am,i'm still alive".The sweeper shot back,"shut up,do u know more than a doctor!you must be buried by all means!"

HERE IS A FOOL


In my previous post i dealt with the attitudes of a wise man,but here is the attitudes of a foolish man....the above qoute reveals that fools can be wise if they use their nuts properly....let me deal their characters....

A MAN IS FOOLISH,

  • If he talks aimlessly and incoherently,
  • If he utters falsehood,
  • If he tals ill of the absent,and cares about evil reports concerning others,
  • If he frames flattering words,
  • If he speaks in praise of himself.

WISE MAN






A MAN IS WISE,

*If he talks with purpose and intelligence.
*If his conversation is chaste .
*If he utters words of sincerity and truth,.
*If he speaks well and in defence of the absent.
*If his speech is gentle and kindly.
*If he speaks in praise of others.

LIFE IS INDEED BEAUTIFUL

Monday, March 13, 2006

A GREAT STORY........(MUST READ)

A great note for all to read it will take just 37 seconds to read this
and change your thinking



Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room. One
man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to help drain
the fluid from his lungs. His bed was next to the room's only window. The other
man had to spend all his time flat on his back. The men talked for hours on
end. They spoke of their wives and families, their homes, their jobs, their
involvement in the military service, where they had been on vacation.

Every afternoon when the man in the bed by the window could sit up,
he would pass the time by describing to his roommate all the things he could
see outside the window.

The man in the other bed began to live for those one hour periods
where his world would be broadened and enlivened by all the activity and color
of the world outside.

The window overlooked a park with a lovely lake. Ducks and swans
played on the water while children sailed their model boats. Young lovers
walked arm in arm amidst flowers of every color and a fine view of the city
skyline could be seen in the distance.

As the man by the window described all this in exquisite detail, the
man on the other side of the room would close his eyes and imagine the
picturesque scene.

One warm afternoon the man by the window described a parade passing
by.

Although the other man couldn't hear the band - he could see it. In
his mind's eye as the gentleman by the window portrayed it with descriptive
words.

Days and weeks passed.

One morning, the day nurse arrived to bring water for their baths
only to find the lifeless body of the man by the window, who had died
peacefully in his sleep. She was saddened and called the hospital attendants to
take the body away.

As soon as it seemed appropriate, the other man asked if he could be
moved next to the window. The nurse was happy to make the switch, and after
making sure he was comfortable, she left him alone.

Slowly, painfully, he propped himself up on one elbow to take his
first look at the real world outside.

He strained to slowly turn to look out the window beside the bed.

It faced a blank wall. The man asked the nurse what could have
compelled his deceased roommate who had described such wonderful things outside
this window

The nurse responded that the man was blind and could not even see
the wall.

She said, "Perhaps he just wanted to encourage you."

Epilogue:

There is tremendous happiness in making others happy, despite our
own situations.

Shared grief is half the sorrow, but happiness when shared, is
doubled.

If you want to feel rich, just count all the things you have that
money can't buy.

"Today is a gift, that's why it is called the present."

Sunday, January 22, 2006

BILL GATES



This is about the one & only chairman of THE MICROSOFT CORPORATION
he is none other than the software giant,BILL GATES.U may think that why i have chosen him as a part of my blog because he is the craze for the budding IT professionals like me and thosands of others and ofcourse USA "THE PARADISE".I was unable to understand why people are crazy about that country including me.ok just leave it.But MR.GATES himself had spoken about INDIA that "THERE IS NO AMERICA WITHOUT INDIA"..n his relatively short life, the forty-something Bill Gates has managed the change the world. His wealth, which has reached mythic proportions, often overshadows his accomplishment of heralding in the age of the personal computer. With his Microsoft Windows operating software running over 90% of the world's computers, Gates has created one of the most powerful corporate entities in history - and in the process, brought technology and people closer together than anyone ever thought possible.